Sorry all. I am currently experiencing a case of bloggers block. I have many thoughts rolling around in my head from the past week about the frustrations and joys of being on the farm. They are thoughts that require a good amount of energy to express with eloquence. It will come.
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Sorry T. I know my blog is a central part of your life...I hate to make your week so boring. You should make a blog and I'll link it to mine. Or you can just sub-blog through commenting like you've been doing. Miss you!
You know, I never learned how to use the... properly. I always just thought it was for if you had a little more of the sentence left, but you were too lazy to finish it. It seems as though you are using it to join your sentences together. I see no point in making a blog. No one reads yours except for me and occasionally Heather it seems, and you are more popular than me. Nevertheless, I hear you are having a guest. Maybe you can share with us how you feel about that. Maybe you can make a list of people who you want to come visit, and in the order of their importance to you, so we can get some people upset, and everyone knows where they really stand with you. LOL!!! Or maybe you can just explain to me how to use the ...
I read it!!!
jamie
Well, I bet you are happy now to have Lilly come visit you. Jamie, I know other people read this. I was just trying to get someone to write something, cause I was looking to be entertained. I have been having a lot of time on my hands.
Well, it rained today, so I am happy about that. We need a lot more though. Did you know Natalie that there is a risk that if we don't get like inches and inches of rain when you come back, all the lakes and streams will be dried up. I think they call this a catastrophe. I mean there are millions of people who will be not doing well. could you imagine the price of bottle water. Then there is all the wild life. I hear that in some river in North Georgia there is the most diverse species of fish or whatever. My goodness!!! What do they do in Canada when they don't get any rain?
So, Yesterday there was this really popular Atlanta band playing at Java Monkey, so I went to see. I forgot the name of the band, but I am sure you know them, cause everyone thinks they are the best. As I was sitting there enjoying the music walks by what I thought was a woman. I was thinking, wow, she has on a blond almost white wig, then as i go down from the wig I notice she has very small to non existent breast. So, I think, maybe she is an athlete, but no, as she/he walks closer in the face it becomes clear that she is a he. He or she had a lot of colorful clothes on to distract from the face.
Ok, So I don't know how long I can tie over your "Bloggers Block". Maybe I can go out and play in the dirt, and write about it. The thing, is that we can't really be planting anything, cause we are running out of water. Of course if you have like a vegetable garden or something, you can water that, but I would feel guilty doing that, cause I don't know if I could make them grow and live. If something big doesn't happen soon, you could be coming back to a desert. Do you know much about the Flora und Fauna in eine Wuste?
man i check obsessively...so don't even occasionally ME. hmph. by the way T, there was this tall lady at my garden the other day who showed up on a funky vintage bike and had super star glasses and then halfway through the afternoon i realized she was a man. maybe it was the same person.
Well, did you know that the price of someone typing your name in a computer to check if you have been to jail is $20, and this is at the police station. One would think the $20 is for the maintaining of the system, but no, cause they have to do that any way, and we pay for that in our taxes. I am sure the 2 sheets of paper and the ink that they use is not $20. I don't mind paying. It is just weird to see that as a revenue source.
Also, why is it that every time I go to the grocery and come in with my reusable bags, they look at me funny, and act like they don't know how to put the stuff in there. They get confused cause it isn't plastic. I just end up doing it myself. All the heavy stuff goes at the bottom, and the stuff that can get damaged goes at the top. That is what i show them.
Oh, and I did a job for these people who I won't say, but they kind of cheated me out of some money. Always get stuff in writing, even if you think you can trust them. Like I got half of what I thought I was going to get, and then they say that there was a 38% tax!!! Come on now. 38%. That is a lot of tax. And you know where most of that is going, not to stuff that I would like. Like Health care!!! Public Transportation. Stuff that would make my life a whole lot easier. So, I got set up for the umpa lumpa.
Is anyone else wondering when Natalie is going to come out of her "Bloggers Block"?
Oh, and Heather, I have noticed that thes guys who are really women or women who are really men or was born the opposite sex are really getting better at changing their look. I feel like we might have to start asking one day, like it will be on applications and stuff. M/f/or M to F/F to M.
You haven't written anything yet? My goodness!!!
Well, I went to my first college roommate's wedding party/shower or whatever you call it. I forgot how cool he is. What was funny, is he has a smell, it isn't bad or good, it is like how peaches smell like peaches. He smells like him, and it brought back memories. It actually triggered memories. I was the only single person there. LOL!!! my goodness. I am really excited for him. It is weird, cause my parents got married about this age, and they are, and I feel like I am still 18 sometimes.
Ok, Nat Nat, we wanna hear from you!!!
Lebst du noch?
So Terez, I should tell you this story (i already told natalie on the phone) about this fourth grade student of mine who thought it'd be a good idea to rip a metal bead off her shirt and stuff it under the skin of her gum...a GIANT metal bead. it's been like, a week since it happened and it's still there and she still hasn't gone to the doctor. little girl, don't you know that it is a BAD idea to stick metal beads up your gum and under your skin? geesh.
also, this week for the first time in my life i picked an apple from an apple tree and ate it and it was delicious. apparently a lot of people have had this experiences, but i never had. i liked it. i hope it happens again.
i think it would be very confusing to have to fill out m/f/ F turned M/M turned F. they ARE getting very good. have you seen ugly betty? i would have never have known that what's her face was actually a man.
I'll be writing soon! I've had a visitor...Lilli! We're having a great time.
Miss you Terez, Heather, and Jamie...my only apparent readers of this blog.
till soon,
Natalie
Well, since we are telling stories, I am going to take advantage, cause i don't get to tell stories often. I have a secret. This is really embarrassing for me. I never thought these words would come out of my mouth.
Well, do you all know the movie "Supersize Me"? I always made fun of it, 'cause I was like no one eats at a fast food place everyday. That is just totally ridiculous i thought. Well, i just proved myself wrong. There is this new place called Zaxby'S that they built right down the street. They make really really tasty food. Normally it takes a really long time to get food there, so it makes one not wanna go. Since it was just open, i thought i would try it out, and the drive-through was really fast. I was so shocked. So, i got a really tasty meal that day, and was really excited cause i didn't have to wait. Well, the next day around lunch time I get hungry again, so I say, well it was so quick at Zaxby's last time, and they have really good food, why not try it again. So I did. I noticed, that the drive-through girl looked at me, like the "don't i know you" look. Well, I was thinking she recognized me. Well, I have to admit today I got hungry again, and guess where I went! Yes, and this time The drive-through attendant spoke. Oh, how embarrassing. What made it bad, was that she said, "Oh, you are alone today". Yes, I was a lone, but I was alone all the rest of the days.
SO, I am a LONELY guy who is a FAT pig, and drives around in his car, and eats GREASY FAST FOOD everyday of his lonely life. How sad!!! But it felt good to stuff my face full of fries and chicken rapped in Bacon and Cheese. I would ask for a hug, but i don't wanna get any grease and crumbs on anyone from my mouth and fatty fingers.
p.s. Yes i did notice all the grammatical mistakes in what I wrote, but i can't go back and fix them. My keyboard is too greasy. Is Lilli still there? Or are you trying to use her as an excuse well after she has gone?
-Fatty fat greasy chicken fingers
a.k.a. T$
Hey Terez.
Yeah, I was lured to a Zaxby's the other day. I found the service to be pretty speedy, even though it was a busy lunch rush. Zaxby's is damn good. I just wish they'd include something green in the combo to at least fool me into thinking I'm not a fat slob eating greasy fast food in my car. Either way, you can bet I'll be back there.
I got a great LOL from your experience. It's pretty bad when the fast food workers all know you by name.
So there is a count down. We have 81 days of stored water left. Ya'll it is so bad in some spots if you get caught watering outside they cut your supply on the spot.
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